I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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