I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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