i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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