Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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