Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Never underestimate the power of titties
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