Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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