Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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