I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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