I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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