I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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