You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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