Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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