i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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