How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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