he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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