His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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