im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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