I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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