She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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