pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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