I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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