I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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