The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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