are you so shy because you have an std?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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