You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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