Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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