Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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