Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I want a musical about memes.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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