Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
