She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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