i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
