U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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