Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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