Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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