Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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