in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
send nudes
from the living room?
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