so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's just like the Real World with babies
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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