Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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