your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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