I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
sex in a hospital.. check
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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