we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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