I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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