Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
