Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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