Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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