IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Is Oprah even human
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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