Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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