why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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