RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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