All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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